Definitions by Solid Mantis
Womanizer
A word women's libbers like better than whore. They like to call males womanizer for doing the same thing a female who gets called a whore does. Anytime a female who's not a prostitute gets called a whore, she doesn't want any males using the word whore. As long as you call a guy who's not a womanizer a womanizer, you'll have to deal with getting called names like whore and slut. Many females call their own friends sluts. These are the same females who are never the homewrecker, the homewrecker is some other guy or girl, its all somebody else's fault.
A womanizer actually has sex with his mistresses and women. A guy who doesn't have any sex is not capable of being a womanizer, in the same way a female who has no sex life is not capable of being a slut or whore. A married guy with a mistress is one thing, but some guy who has no girlfriends or lovers at all is not a womanizer, so as long as you keep talking bullshit, don't wonder how you got to be a slut or a whore. Nobody owes a female respect any more than they do a male.
Womanizer by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
Mortality
Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.
The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!
Mortality by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
Womanizer
Calling a guy who hasn't been fucking a womanizer is like calling a priest a womanizer, the shoe doesn't fit. The same kind of person would say a high school girl who's a virgin is a trick who would do anything for a dollar. Why should someone be wearing shoes that don't fit?
Britney spears called your priest a womanizer in a song, she finally exposed him for who he really was all those years.
Womanizer by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
12 incher
12 inchers will usually be the last guys left in a dick measuring contest. Unless for some reason there's a guy with a 14 incher in the contest.
How the fuck are you still in the contest? I thought the final round would be after I got out, you must not be Irish or Asian and you survived past most of the black guys, you must have grown up near a Russian nuclear meltdown, no wonder you're a 7 footer with a 12 incher!
12 incher by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018
12 incher
Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.
12 incher by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018
Misogynist
Like a sexist, a misogynist doesn't treat females like they're better than males, or treat them better than males. A misogynist treats females like males even when the females don't like what they hear.
The guy is a misogynist for not giving out free respect to females who haven't done anything but disrespect him. A misogynist is a guy who doesn't know why he owes any female any more respect than a female owes him, which is none.
Misogynist by Solid Mantis July 30, 2018
Dutch courage
Its bad when a group of people made the English and French look brave in the American Revolution by letting them do all the fighting in a war for independence from European control. Its not called Dutch courage for nothing.
French guy-Your courage is such Dutch courage.
Dutch guy-Well, there was blood everywhere and I was too high to fight.
French guy-Like I said your courage is such Dutch courage.
Dutch guy-Im gonna pretend you didn't say that, I'm a lovable guy.
French guy-You have too much Dutch courage to be a lovable guy. You're a fucking coward, not a pet.
Dutch guy-You made a good point just now.
Damn a French guy told you that you're a fucking coward, that's bad.
Dutch guy-Well, there was blood everywhere and I was too high to fight.
French guy-Like I said your courage is such Dutch courage.
Dutch guy-Im gonna pretend you didn't say that, I'm a lovable guy.
French guy-You have too much Dutch courage to be a lovable guy. You're a fucking coward, not a pet.
Dutch guy-You made a good point just now.
Damn a French guy told you that you're a fucking coward, that's bad.
Dutch courage by Solid Mantis July 23, 2018