Pretentious guy- That wasn't really venison we had for dinner. That was the bear I beat to death with my bare hands and skinned alive so that my family and guest could eat well.
Unsuspecting guest-And look at you, you still have a head, that's awesome!
Pretentious guy-Yea well I'm not one to brag or show off, I prefer to let my guns do the talking. These guns on my shoulders took the bears life, now his bear mommy misses him.
Unsuspecting guest-And look at you, you still have a head, that's awesome!
Pretentious guy-Yea well I'm not one to brag or show off, I prefer to let my guns do the talking. These guns on my shoulders took the bears life, now his bear mommy misses him.
by Solid Mantis June 18, 2018
She was disarming to the musician by telling the musician he/she played better than she actually did, in case the musician wanted to hit her with a saxophone, a flute, a drumstick, or a guitar. She wanted to be thorough in making sure her opponent's hands were free of musical instruments of any kind. No piano wires, no guitar strings either, since they cut through human skin and flesh like butter.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020
A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
The dumbass is really gonna get a lawyer to go to court. Even though it was a prank, he's a dumbass for paying the lawyer and the medical bills he got, hahahahaha that's hilarious and awesome.
by Solid Mantis May 04, 2018
Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.
There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.
by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019
New kid- You know that 5'1 guy with the muscles? I'm not intimidated but almost, that guy looks tough.
Guy who's been around school- Yea that's JoJo. The other kids call him GI JoJo, I don't mess with him. He's a good guy to make friends with, he's the most popular guy in school.
Guy who's been around school- Yea that's JoJo. The other kids call him GI JoJo, I don't mess with him. He's a good guy to make friends with, he's the most popular guy in school.
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2017