Definitions by Solid Mantis
Goofus
He/she was a goofus who thought of himself/herself as Sho nuff or somebody else like Sho Nuff from either a different movie (or a living person they admired).
Goofus by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Goofus
A goofus often dedicates every minute of every day to being a gangster or something similar (and usually thinks other people live the same way as them, or wants to be the same thing as them).
He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.
Goofus by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Counterfade
Sports are one thing, fighting is something else. A lot of people think of fighting as being like a sport calling something a fade in reference to fighting. There's always a counterfade though. Watch what you try and create.
Counterfade by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Goofus
The kind of person who sets up anything from a robbery to a fight (and if they made a dollar by putting it on a show on tv like punk'd, that's what they would try and do).
The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).
Goofus by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
News goofus
Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.
The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.
News goofus by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
AIF
Arranged Improvised Fight, a fight that had been arranged beforehand but made to look like it was not arranged or planned.
AIF by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Punk ass errand boy
A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.
Punk ass errand boy by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019