Solid Mantis's definitions

Antagonist girl

The joker, the impractical joker girl, the clown girl.

The antagonist girl is gonna try and have you give somebody else hell today for her. She knows whose hands she can get dirty.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019

Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018

Jesus

A guy the church has made look like a superhero to sell people their agenda. What if Jesus was a short fat guy who had dark, curly, bushy hair and olive skin? A guy that looked more like what people think Friar tuck would look like than what Robin hood would look like, except a little bit more Mediterranean on the surface.

There are fair skinned European looking Jews now, after thousands of years of living in Europe, but back in the time of Jesus, a Jew from a part of Asia bordering the Mediterranean was unlikely to look like what the Church described him as, if he was ever a real person and not a myth.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Spaceballs

A movie that was kind of like Avatar about 20 years before Avatar. A group of outsiders not from a planet looking for a suitable place to settle and raise their goofy looking kids, and take all the resources from the locals.

Spaceballs was a lot more humorous than people are in real life.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

Instigator

Someone who likes to fuck with people's lives more than they like to do anything else.

The instigator would rather fuck with somebody else's life or talk shit about it than tend to their own.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

go back to europe

If you're not europeon and you don't tell a europeon to go back to Europe, he might keep giving you the blues forever.

The guy with the French accent isn't gonna stop giving people the blues any time soon, nobody is telling him to go back to Europe.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020