Definitions by Solid Mantis
Model citizen
The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.
Model citizen by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019
Goofus
The boy wanted to make his own reality show or something like punk'd, but his version was fucking with local folks. The goofus was trying to make people famous.
Goofus by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019
Partner
No matter who you meet in life, or have love for, hopefully your partner is your husband or wife, and you don't ever need any other partner.
The guy's wife thought that a retarded guy she knew would never know like she knew that she already had a partner and did not need any other partner, so when she got tired of him trying to play with her hair, she talked to his friend George about it. A few days later George walked down into the woods with the guy, and walked out of the woods back into town alone.
Partner by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019
Suckershifter
A girl who a guy tries to get on a date then stands him up more than once to the point the guy thinks she wants to be with somebody else, so he looks for somebody else, only to get accused of not really having ever loved her once she's already with somebody else.
The girl played the guy for a sucker, then accused him of playing her for one. She was good at what she did, being the suckershifter that she was.
Suckershifter by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019
Yoruba
A language.
The girl started speaking Yoruba, which happened to be one of the favorite languages of the professor who had big ambitions to become the next womanizing dictator of his country. As a collector of females phone numbers, the professor would get suckered into being blind to the girl's attempts to stroke his ego.
Yoruba by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Goofus
Goofus by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Goofus
He/she was a goofus who thought of himself/herself as Sho nuff or somebody else like Sho Nuff from either a different movie (or a living person they admired).
Goofus by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019