Solid Mantis's definitions

Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017

Study tower

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.

The girl thought several steps ahead of anyone she studied from her study tower.

by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Mama's girl

A girl that's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, can you bring me my gun so I can blow my head off? Its been an awful day, terrible.
Mama's girls mother-Take a nap darling, when you wake up it will be all better. The last thing you need is pressure, momma's gonna make everything better for my big mama's girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020

Compromise

If you don't want to see housing costs skyrocket to line the pockets of developers and people involved in real estate, but you prepare to compromise instead of to fight it, what do you expect to happen. They're not on your side, they're on theirs.

Compromise is a good way to lose what you have to the one trying to get you to compromise, or negotiate, and it's not good for much else. Sometimes you have to fight something in order not to lose everything, otherwise people assume you took what you lost for granted, even if you didn't.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Blunt

Larger than a joint, a ganja cigar that will convince you that you and your friend are on angel dust if you finish just one.

Dude 1-Damn what the f&%k was in that blunt man? I don't feel right.

Dude 2-Calm down dude, it's not even possible it was laced, the guy who sold it is broker than us, he can't afford angel dust.

by Solid Mantis September 6, 2016

Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018