Definitions by Solid Mantis
Imperial
Imperial by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Argument
Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.
Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.
Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.
Guy 1 dies after argument.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.
Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.
Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.
Guy 1 dies after argument.
Argument by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Garden hose
People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
Garden hose by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
112 pound weakling
You gotta look deeper than the cute cuddly surface of the 112 pound weakling, don't underestimate the girl, she might or might not be all talk, if it really matters as much to anybody else as it does to her what people think of her.
112 pound weakling by Solid Mantis December 6, 2019
Self conscious
Its one thing to self-conscious (most people are at least some of the time) about what people think of you, everything from what you look like to your abilities at different things. Its another thing to be desperate all the time to convince other people you never get embarrassed or self conscious and don't care what anybody thinks of you all to keep people around you so that you're never alone, because you hate being alone, and you know damn well you care more than most what people think of you.
There's nothing unusual about getting self-conscious, since even if you try to do everything perfect, its not gonna be perfect, and you're gonna do some human shit and you're not gonna feel proud of what you did. The most self conscious people in the world are the ones that keep telling you they don't care what anybody thinks of them.
Self conscious by Solid Mantis December 6, 2019
Amusement park buddy
Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.
Amusement park buddy by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019
Critical moment
A lot of references to critical moments are made with sports. There are no critical moments in most sports games, somebody being in critical condition is a critical moment. Someone performing well under a lot of pressure where not many people would is a lot different than a critical moment.
The guy who helped his team win a ball game isn't really someone who didn't back down from a critical moment, he's just a guy that helped his team win, or didn't quit if they weren't winning, if a reference is made to a guy on a team that didn't win doing something in a critical moment.
Critical moment by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019