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Postseason

Going to the playoffs is nice, but it's not everything.
Not going to the postseason isnt a reason to quit the season before the last game.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021
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Cow shit

Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!
New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Roma army

Someone who doesnt hold anything sacred enough to stand for it.
Roma army isnt really standing anywhere, making youtube videos isnt the same thing as standing. Everything is funny to her because she's a joke.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
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One last chance

The dork girl from out of town tried to offer a lot of people something that was never hers to offer, one last chance to remain in their homes in their town.
by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021
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I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.
Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018
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Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo (from Friday) of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Post porn depression

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.
He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.
by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016
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