Hypocrite

Someone who will break the law to enforce it.

The hypocrite broke more laws than some of the people he/she was having put in jail.

by Solid Mantis May 02, 2020

Precocious

A kid who hit puberty by six.

Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Urban Thesaurus

There might as well be an urban thesaurus.

Urban thesaurus is where you go when you're not looking for a definition.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

MGTOW bro

The first one to build a Sistine chapel out of popsicle sticks.

Wait til the ceiling is finished, its gonna be a masterpiece! MGTOW bro is a poet, an artist, and a philosopher all in one.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020

Unintelligible

If you gotta ask more than once, its been kept unintelligble, which is what many people use language for in the first place, keeping things unintelligible.

The guy didn't want the dumbass to connect a to b, so he kept things unintelligible.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

Instigator

Someone who has a team accused of a scandal to boost TV ratings in the coming years.

The instigator went beyond whining about low TV ratings.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

Privilege

Thinking you deserve an indulgent lifestyle.

It's simple. If you're trying or you've had to try your whole life, you usually get what you put in. Privilege is thinking you deserve no less than fill in your blank with your imagination. Someone who's always tried at something doesn't live a life of privilege or entitlements.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019