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That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
Get the Little Malcolm Xmug. As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.
The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Get the The Southmug. When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.
Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017
Get the Self-proclaimed assholemug. The girl needed to take her bullshit programs and interventions back to where she came from. There she could act like she owned the place all she wanted to, since it was really where she was from. People needed to deprogram from her bullshit, and if there's a program to get people deprogrammed or unplugged, they're not deprogramming from anything.
by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021
Get the Deprogrammug. The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020
Get the Miami airport incidentmug. If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).
At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Get the Kevin federlinemug. The biker dude got his block knocked right into a trash can for being mean to him/her, the killer klown.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2019
Get the Killer klownmug.