Chi

1) Chicago Historical Inventory
2) Chinese Horoscope Instructions

3) Crack Head Idiot
4) Chode Hiding Instinct
5) Celebration Handling Idiosyncricies
6) Celestial Happiness Intuition
7) Cargo Handling Information
8) Cocky Hick Icon
9) Carolina Hurricane Intel
10) Crayola Hue Inventors
11) Congenital Homosapien Illness

Chi means a lot of things.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Selfish

The worst kind of selfish, true selfishness, is the one that pretends to put someone else before themselves. The one who pretends someone else is number one.

She was the worst kind of selfish, she didn't just eat the last piece of bread, or save the last piece of cake for herself, numero uno, but she also pretended that everything she did in life was done for someone else, that someone else was number one (she was as uber competitive as she was not to become number one, she claimed, but to do it for other people, to make everyone else number one despite her being the one to actually benefit from it). She was the kind of coward that would never tell anybody who ate the last piece of bread or cake, they would fight amongst each other and still never find out who ate it (unless fear of embarrassment or a tarnished image kept her from eating the last piece of cake that she would have otherwise went for).

by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021

Frontstabber

Someone who's up front about putting their knife between your ribs.

He/she was a frontstabber, so having your back turned wasn't the only time to be aware of what he/she was doing.

by Solid Mantis August 06, 2019

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Roy cooper

A guy that is a Democrat on the surface, but could pass for a young George Bush, which tells you that political party doesn't mean a whole lot.

Democrat and Republican is two sides of the same corporate coin, gambling with everybody's life/soul. Roy Cooper is no different than any other politician.

by Solid Mantis December 04, 2020

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.

Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017