Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
by Solid Mantis November 07, 2020
A white guy that thinks there are no posers from Compton because he's from Orange County and has a false sense of love and respect for anybody from Compton or South Central LA since Compton and South Central LA are not far from Orange County.
by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020
Flames aren't the only things that attract moths, but somehow like moths to a blacklight doesn't sound right.
Girl- Men flocked to her like moths to a blacklight. No that's no good, nobody would read something like that.
by Solid Mantis November 02, 2020
Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.
The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.
by Solid Mantis May 08, 2020
A car.
Guy- Hey, was that Percy that just drove by and threw up the peace sign at you?
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
There's no such thing as a perfect community, so nobody is trying to build a utopia anywhere. There's already a community there, it doesn't need to be more, it doesn't need to be better.
There is no perfect community to build.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
A guy who has girls stashed away everywhere up front, on the side, behind him, in the basement, in the attic.
That nasty faggot misogynist womanizer virgin guy has a lot of girls to hide, I saw some of them hiding in the crawl space (from him). Did you know he was a professor with the biggest ego you'd ever seen at Harvard when he wasn't working his day job? He's trying to be too many negative things at once.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019