Solid Mantis's definitions

Fragile

Delicate. Someone who is delicate is fragile.

The girl was fragile growing up, her mother made sure nobody would break her or her soft heart in the cold world.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Clown

A clown is a person who entertains for a living. Anybody not getting paid to entertain, or in the entertainment business is not a clown.

Steve was trying to fuck around with the guy thinking he was a clown and it was okay with him and of course things went wrong when Steve found out the guy was not a clown or an entertainer. Steve had no excuse not to know already though, since the guy was not an entertainer or a performer, and Steve would not have seen him on a stage anywhere, he had no reason to think the guy was a clown.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Rival

Growing up you had opponents, back when you could break each others bones. Then, opponents became rivals in college. Really rivals and rivalries are for college kids and the ancient Greeks.

The guy had no rival. He sure had some opponents though.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Meals on wheels

Eating out a paraplegic or a girl in a wheelchair.

Ricky had his meals on wheels today.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Roller coaster

Another way to say you're fucking somebody in a wheelchair.

Paula rode the roller coaster down the hill, got scared and rode the roller coaster back up the hill where she lived happily ever after with her paraplegic man who was too good to live down the hill.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Narcissist

A guy with no rivals.

You have opponents? You qualify as a narcissist then, since opponents are not rivals.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Narcissist

A guy who takes about 32 to 57 selfies standing in his bathroom is the definition of a narcissist, its so obvious.

The guy took 39 selfies in front of his bathroom mirror, if that doesn't make him a narcissist I don't know what does make a narcissist.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018