Solid Mantis's definitions

Cow shit

Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!

New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Roma army

Someone who doesnt hold anything sacred enough to stand for it.

Roma army isnt really standing anywhere, making youtube videos isnt the same thing as standing. Everything is funny to her because she's a joke.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

Out of your league

A way females can say that they're better than a male without saying they're better than a male. A passive aggressive way of saying she's too good, better than, beyond his realm.

She said she was out of your league that sounds good, that sounds better than she thinks she's better than you.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018

Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

trust

If you don't question who and what to trust, you'll believe anything.

What if he/she just told you that he/she converted from evil to good to gain your trust?

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2021

Bricks

Something that will split a motherfucker's shit.

Harry- He doesn't have any more bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

Introvert

Someone who considers things that are hidden or not obvious deep.

The introvert was not just considered fun, but stimulating to be around by enough people that he/she was called the toast of many a party. It was never obvious that he/she was an introvert, so people who were not like him/her were considered shallow by the introvert and his/her closest relations.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2019