Definitions by Solid Mantis
Cam Newton
The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter.
No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.
Cam Newton by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
Trees
People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.
Trees by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020
God
If there is a god, humans sure are not in the form of god. Animals and plants are closer to the form of god, animals really dont mean each other (or humans) harm. People say they dont mean any harm, but theres really no such thing as a person who doesnt mean any harm. Meaning harm is universally human (being inhuman is universally human). What would there be guns for if people really didnt mean harm (including the gun someone plans to use as self defense against somebody else who means them or their family harm)?
Animals dont have bibles, animals dont have guns, so humans must have created god from some sense of guilt, since animals and plants dont seem to need a god, the sun is good enough for them.
God by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020
Irony
A wife beater serving food in the kitchen of a battered women's shelter for community service would be irony.
She snuck a gun into the cafeteria and shot her husband dead when she saw the no good two timing deadbeat standing there in the kitchen, handing a tray full of meat and potatoes to another female. The battered women's shelter didnt seem to be doing a good job of sheltering her from him which was not her kind of irony.
Irony by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020
Kevin Costner
A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.
Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
Kevin Costner by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020