Solid Mantis's definitions

Skank

A word some females find offensive, kind of like bitch or slut. Especially when a racist sexist asshole says it, that's different than her friend saying the same thing.

How can you be offended by something you didn't take seriously in the first place skank? Even sexist racist assholes like to play a game every now and then, and it's all a game, it's just teasing and poking fun at people. Grow up and quit taking it personal skank.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017

Skank

Females don't like being called skank, especially by guys who beat the shit out of faggots who suck each other off right after they just got done fucking their spouse in the ass, then run them over with a combine in the middle of a field.

That faggot is now one hundreth of the bitch he used to be, I don't know why he was trying to stand up for his girl. She's a fuckin skank, that's why I had to combine his ass.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017

Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.

Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017

sociopath bitch

The kind of bitch that would kill your brother and sister for fun.

Does anybody know when Susan Anthony got out of prison? She is one dangerous female, she's a sociopath bitch.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Sociopath bitch

The type of bitch that would kill her own family.

Susan Anthony drowned all four of her own kids in a lake. People speculate as to whether Prozac caused it or whether she was born that way, but they were in agreement that she was a sociopath bitch.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Ufc name

A UFC name is always a name that sounds badass or heroic. You know who "the Truth" and "the Beast from Hell" are, but why isn't there a guy like Rob "da Weasel" Fallon or Brandon "the Propaganda Artist" Verone in the UFC?

Guy1-Tell the truth Brandon what's your real UFC name?
UFC fighter-Brandon "I ain't gonna even gonna lie" Verone
Guy 2-They don't call this guy "the Propaganda artist" for nothing
Brandon- No trust me, that's the name I fight as, Brandon "I Ain't even gonna lie" Verone.
Guy 1 and 2- Bullshit!

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017