Solid Mantis's definitions

Young'n

A 25 year old calling somebody a young'n has an interesting way of looking at the world. 25 isnt 65, you're not meant to think like you're old in your 20's.

17 year old- What are you doing there young'n? One day you're gonna get old like me.
12 year old- As long as I dont turn into you, that's fine, I know I'm going to get older dude.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.

Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do. They're also telling everyone else what they want them to do a lot of the time.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.

Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Leader

If you are not your own leader, if your leader is still someone you vote for, or someone you work for, then you're in trouble.

People know the next leader is going to fuck them over like the last one, and yet they keep voting every four years for some reason. Meanwhile they're the same ones trying to tell you that you never learn. A boss is not your leader, a boss is just someone who pays you to do the job you're doing, no more, no less. A president is either the boss of all bosses, or a puppet of the boss of all bosses, depending on who the president is.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Leader

If you are not your own leader, if your leader is still someone you vote for, or someone you work for, then you're in trouble.

People know the next leader is going to fuck them over like the last one, and yet they keep voting every four years for some reason. Meanwhile they're the same ones trying to tell you that you never learn.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Pseudo suicide

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.

Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing? When she wasn't busy making it look like she didn't know what she was doing, she was busy trying to make it look like someone else didnt know what they were doing.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020