Solid Mantis's definitions

Unsacred marriage

Someone who doesn't hold marriage sacred, but doesn't want to end up alone is likely to enter one.

The guy/girl got married so that he/she wouldn't be alone all the time, rather than because he/she had any actual feelings for the other person. He/she was fine with the marriage being an unsacred marriage, just like everything else in his/her life was unsacred.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Fudget

A fuck midget. A fuck boy who is under 4 foot 10.

That fudget ain't gonna fuck with you man, I wouldn't turn my back on him, but he ain't gonna stab you while you're facing him I'll say that.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Druggie

An insult used to describe someone who currently does drugs.

The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Awesome

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account).

There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.

Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Asshole

Someone who's not in line and never has been.

Sean is an asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2019

Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.

Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020