Chance

Nobody is going to give you a chance if you never take one.

As long as you never take a chance, someone else will try and take control of your fate for you.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Badass bush

A pussy so hairy you need a weedwacker to fuck her.

This is some badass bush, you might want to bring a machete if you're gonna fuck her.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016

Feminist

A female who tries to tell you that females have historically faced more atrocities than males is plain full of shit, and has her own interests and self promotion in mind, not that of humanity. A female that thinks males haven't been butchered, beheaded, drawn and quartered, hanged, racked, boiled alive, sawed in half, burned alive, crucified, raped, tortured, or filled mass graves like numbers in the same numbers or many times higher numbers has forgotten history. Saying that males are oppressed, but females have been more oppressed is about the same thing, except it eliminates being held accountable for what she said about females having it worse throughout history (somebody letting her know she's full of shit) and still focusing attention on herself. Males lead violent, atrocious lives and it's never been a big deal, females have been more sheltered from it than any group throughout history, so that when atrocities do happen to females, the world stops to pay attention for some reason. It's rare to find a female child that got ass whoopings throughout her childhood from an authority figure, since nobody is more sheltered by and from authority figures and authoritarian values than females. Females who think their lives or childhoods were harder than their male counterparts because they can have children have forgotten what childhood was like, and have never really given much thought to the matter, they have their own interest in mind.

The girl didn't really have feminist interests, human interests, or any other interests than her own in mind with what she was trying to sell. She just told people she did.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Ally

An enemy of an enemy is a lot like an ally, since it's a double negative.

Girl- I'm not just pretending to be your ally, this is coming from the bottom of my heart, I'm your true friend. You don't buy that? Well buy these blue pills and you'll see who your true friends are.

by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020

Transformer

A person who needs people, places, and things to change to their liking.

The bourgeois girl was known as a transformer who decided who you were and the way you were needed to change. The bourgeois girl also decided the places she shopped and ate growing up needed to change to keep up with the times. She had a demolition team to back her up if anybody wasn't going to change when she said change.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2018

Misteress

A guy on the side.

His wife had a misteress.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2019