I'd rather be weak and strong than just weak only. At least I got a little range without having to go get a rifle.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Someone who wants you to think what they're doing is unbearable even though it's not. Someone who wants you to feel psychologically tired, rather than actually tired.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020
The male reptilian boy girl was an effeminate gangster, and the female reptilian boy girl wore a hat backwards over her shaved head. Both kinds of reptilian boy girls would were the kinds of people who would get tattoos so nobody would mess with them, and always brag about how evil and badass they were.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020
A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.
Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2018
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.
Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Humans are not naturally born with wings, aircraft are a human invention, does this mean humans were never meant to fly? For ever fatal crash, there are many flights that land, these are achieved by human means, the aircraft is made of materials that came from the earth, so they are natural means, even if being born with wings is not.
Humans don't have wings, but they still found a way to fly. It's a lot more dangerous than animals flying, but its meant to be, it happened for a reason like everything else.
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020