Definitions by Solid Mantis

Golden rule 

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

Golden rule by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Asshole 

Someone who doesn't make it a priority to be popular.

The guy had always been an asshole, what other kids thought was popular was not important to him, he thought most people in the world were a little bit too friendly.

Asshole by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Poodle people 

The people groomed to run shit.

Everybody gather round, one of the poodle people is gonna do a new trick! A new party trick!

Poodle people by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Dale 

One of the guys in Step Brothers.

Unedited Step brothers

Dale-What if she grabs me by the wiener, catches me off guard, and says I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.

Dale's Father-Shut the fuck up!

Dale by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Cynic

The kind of person who tells you to relax, don't panic, the sky is falling but it's gonna be okay. These are the same people claiming to liberate other people. Does anybody really need liberation coming from somebody like that?

The girl wanted people to know she was on their side, she was freeing them from their prison, while locking other people up. She was a cynic to the core, which is why she always preached hypocrisy about positive thoughts.

Cynic by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Frienemies 

There are no frienemies. Frienemy is a pretentious word to describe someone who's pretending to be someone's friend until they're ready to stick their knife in someone's ribs.

The guy/girl is not your frienemy. He/she is gonna put the knife in your ribs when he/she is ready. There's no such thing as frienemies.

Frienemies by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death 

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

Death by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019