Definitions by Solid Mantis
Chicago Bears
The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.
The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.
Chicago Bears by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023
David Kaczynski
David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.
David Kaczynski by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021
Clap back
Neither of them had done anything impressive, but the other one decided to clap back at the first one. You hardly ever see/hear somebody clap just one time then sthat was it.
Clap back by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
Billboard minded
The assumption that most people want their cities transformed by sleazy developers and people involved in real estate, and that they love and accept such people and changes.
Billboard minded by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
Dork girl
I just watched as those two dudes at the park let some dork girl turn them both into dorks, I should have done something.
Dork girl by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
Spicy coward
Your retarded friend might have been a degenerate, but he was not a spicy coward. You killed him for standing up to you.
Spicy coward by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
Emotional repression
Refusing to acknowledge negative feelings, any feelings that might make you look bad or get negative attention instead of the attention you want.
Emotional repression by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021