Solid Mantis's definitions

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody.

She was a poser that for some reason, people seemed to respect.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Crabs

Wounded bird hunters.

The crabs proceeded to surround the wounded bird and call the squirrel meeting. They picked the perfect spot so the bird's girl could see.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Playboy

A magazine made for childr3n by children with more money than the children that buy it.

He/she calls herself a playboy bunny. Why would anyone look at his/her picture with a straight face.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Argument

A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.

Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Victory

There is no such thing as victory over the coronavirus, there is only the end of losing everything. If nobody takes a stand, everybody falls back in line.

The end of the coronavirus won't be a victory, it will only be an end to the loss of life, businesses, jobs, and rights. An end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Mouth of the south

A name given to a girl by family members growing up, since they never knew anyone with a bigger mouth. A name the girl wants the world to forget.

Lindsay had been called the Mouth of the south by her own family, and spent her life trying to tell other people when they should talk and when they should shut up.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019