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The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
Get the Puppet mug.You are not really that sensitive because nobody is really that fuckin sensitive. Cut it out, you're either looking to get mollycoddled, you think I'm a sucker, or both. I know when someone is being pseudosensitive.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2020
Get the Pseudosensitive mug.A car.
Guy- Hey, was that Percy that just drove by and threw up the peace sign at you?
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Get the Nitro mug.Somebody who tries to out rough everybody else even though people that know them well know they're a clown.
He/she was too rough to be true, that must be why the music and lifestyle fizzled out of popularity.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
Get the Too rough to be true mug.An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Get the Fragile mug.A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
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