Solid Mantis's definitions

Kitchen

Might become more dangerous than the post office to work at.

Shaquesha Walker-Triggerhands walked into the kitchen and put motherfuckers on the floor like it was a post office job. She knew she had too much talent as a hitman to be working as a cook or a dishwasher getting cook, dishwasher, or busboy respect, whatever that is.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Sour

Something that isn't sweet, salty/spicy, or bitter.

He wasn't the type of pussy that was going to drink the milk once it went from sweet to sour.

by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Hilltop

A midget on a hilltop can see further than the wrestlers that tower over the tall people you know and hate.

Mini me is hilltop and heir to the life you could never live.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Fo sho

Another way of saying you did something for show.

Time to take his ass to trial fo sho.

by Solid Mantis May 3, 2018

Pacifist

Freak the mighty woulda told it like it is, if only he was still around.

Freak the mighty-Youre a pacifist, you pass on the fists.
Other kid stands up to freak the mighty Napoleonic bullying.
Freak the mighty- You monster, I thought you'd never resort to violence, I thought you'd never do that.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Information

Never mind tea, you wonder what the going rate for information is China these days.

The girl never told anybody the price of tea or information in China, she just kept trying to sell them Feng shui bracelets.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020