Soiled Undergarment's definitions

purple mushroom

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

I'm A Big Kid Now

What 11 year olds like to say.

"Look at me, I've started secondary school, I'm a big kid now."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

ITV

Wannabe BBC. But with better drama.

"Dude, let's watch ITV."

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

Scab

Formed when platelets in the blood come in to contact with oxygen in the air. Irresistable to pick.

"I love picking scabs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

pip

1) Found in the middle of fruits like an apple.
2) Password in plaintext.

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Lump

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.

"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003