Soiled Undergarment's definitions

99 cent store

A store where everything costs 99¢.

"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Fornicate

Phornicate is when you sweet talk the BT operator and/or when you fuck up phone lines.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Va Va Voom!

1) The Renault Clio advert.
2) The noise a car makes.
3) An exclamation of power.

1) "Dude, the Va Va Voom! ad with the car with the dildo light was the best"
2) *Vroom* *Va Va Voom*
3) "Dude, I just pwned this asshole, Va Va Voom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 8, 2003

bubble wrap

Little bumps on your skin. Bubble wrap can be found on your dick and on your arms when you are cold.

"Dude, I wanna pop my bubble wrap."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

KaZaA

A P2P network where you can download any virus of any kind, sick weirdo porno, warez, video and music which has been altered. Very laggy.

"Dude, this connection is way to fast, I miss lagging."
"Dude, get KaZaA."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

toilet brush

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003