Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Word up, kids?

What your mum says to be cool.

"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation

1) A group of people who tax the nation for their income.
2) Anything goes in their IRC channels, however you cannot connect to them outside their site.
3) People who are obsessed with 'dossier sex'.
4) Great TV programs.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

Tabernacle

The housing behind the altar where the Eucharist is kept.

"Dude, put that Jesus bread in the tabernacle."
"Dude, that word so reminds me of 'tackle'."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Ambulance

A specially equipped vehicle used to transport the sick or injured.

"Dude, call me an ambulance!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004