Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Scab 

Formed when platelets in the blood come in to contact with oxygen in the air. Irresistable to pick.

"I love picking scabs."

Scab by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

P. Diddy 

1) A child's term for a penis.
2) A rapper who changes his name every month.

1) "Mummy, I need to use my p diddy, I'm going to the toilet."
2) "What is he calling himself now?"

P. Diddy by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.

Durex

condom by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

environmentalist 

Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.

"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."

environmentalist by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

phreaker 

A L337 phone h4x0r who hacks the phone system.

i am a phreaker too

phreaker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

O² 

1) A mobile phone company.
2) Oxygen.

1) "See what you can do. O²."
2) "I NEED OXYGEN!"

O² by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Pusseh 

A cat or woman's genitalia. Can be pronounced 'pussay' or 'puss-air' like you're from Northern England.

"Gimme pusseh!"

Pusseh by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003