Soiled Undergarment's definitions

webazoot

To overcharge largely for little or no service.

I was charged £50000000000000000000000000000000000.09 for just writing this listing!!!

by Soiled Undergarment May 13, 2005

Oi!

The British version of "hey!"

"Hey, meatbeater!" (US English)
"Oi, wanker!" (UK English)

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

search engine

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

auf wiedersehen

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV

"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

tea

A stereotype for English people, while there are alot of T-STORM here it doesn't mean we like tea. Only people from Richmond-Upon-Thames like tea.

"Dude, tea is disgusting, tea and leaves."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003