Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

bubble wrap 

Little bumps on your skin. Bubble wrap can be found on your dick and on your arms when you are cold.

"Dude, I wanna pop my bubble wrap."

bubble wrap by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

morning glory by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

trendie

Wannabe townie or grunger.

"Dude, look at that fag trendie there, he changed his taste in music twice to fit in."
"Dude!"

trendie by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Dr. Pepper 

Tastes like medicine but I drink it anyway.

"Dude, you got any Dr. Pepper?"

Dr. Pepper by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

loaf 

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

loaf by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

search engine 

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

search engine by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

R. Kelly 

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

R. Kelly by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003