Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Scab

Formed when platelets in the blood come in to contact with oxygen in the air. Irresistable to pick.

"I love picking scabs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

ITV

Wannabe BBC. But with better drama.

"Dude, let's watch ITV."

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

zeeky boogy doog

Word causing the a random bomb to appear out of nowhere.

"Dude, after watching that movie you're scared of saying the zeeky words?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

king hell

Shortened version of fucking hell.

"Look at that!"
"King hell!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

P. Diddy

1) A child's term for a penis.
2) A rapper who changes his name every month.

1) "Mummy, I need to use my p diddy, I'm going to the toilet."
2) "What is he calling himself now?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

loaf

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003