breakfast

1) The main meal in the morning.
2) A friend.

1) "Dude, I could sure have some breakfast."
2) "Dude, you're my breakfast."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

foreskin

Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

chicken

1) A bird
2) A foodstuff
3) A great pet
4) A word with many uses

1) "Dude, look at that chicken."
2) "Dude, let's go eat some chicken."
3) "Dude, you wanna see my pet chicken?"
4) "Dude, chicken chicken, bwaaaak bwuk buuuk!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

search engine

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

auf wiedersehen

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV

"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Ambulance

A specially equipped vehicle used to transport the sick or injured.

"Dude, call me an ambulance!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003