Soiled Undergarment's definitions

MYFB

Acronym for Mind your fucking business. Not my young fire brigade.

"Dude, what're you doing tonight?"
"Dude, MYFB."
"Dude, sorry, didn't know you'd be entertaining yourself."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

España

1. A fancy term for a spanner.
2. Spain in Spanish.

"Dude, pass me my España."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Quicktimed

Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.

"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004

I'm A Big Kid Now

What 11 year olds like to say.

"Look at me, I've started secondary school, I'm a big kid now."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.

Durex

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

ISDN

It still does nothing.

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003