Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

nappy 

Really means the British word for diaper.

"Timmy needs a nanny, I have to go to work I can't change his nappy all day."

nappy by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

MYFB 

Acronym for Mind your fucking business. Not my young fire brigade.

"Dude, what're you doing tonight?"
"Dude, MYFB."
"Dude, sorry, didn't know you'd be entertaining yourself."

MYFB by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

take a slash 

British slang "to urinate".

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."

take a slash by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

spend a penny 

See take a slash.

spend a penny by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

BT 

1) English telecommunications company who are like the Bell System, only they are lacking the intelligence.
2) Military abbreviation for Big Tits.

1) "Dude, let's go phuck up BT."
2) "Soldier, Your mission is to infiltrate the Playboy mansion, upon arrival at the LZ you will meet a colleague armed with BT."

BT by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

zeeky boogy doog 

Word causing the a random bomb to appear out of nowhere.

"Dude, after watching that movie you're scared of saying the zeeky words?"

zeeky boogy doog by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

XXX 

1) A rating for a pornographic movie.
2) When followed by an L, a size of clothing.
3) The number 30 in Roman numerals.
4) A way of censoring four letter expletives.

1) "Dude, this porn film is XXX."
2) "Dude, Blair's fat mum wears XXXL."
3) "Dude, know what 30 is in Roman?" "What dude?" "XXX dude."
4) "Dude, fxxx those fxxxing fxxxers at MTV, they've messed up the sxxx TV, cxxxs." "Dude, calm down."

XXX by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003