R. Kelly

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Scroll Lock

A really funny key on the keyboard to press, I haven't noticed it working - I've only seen the light it makes.

"Dude, Scroll Lock is awesome!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.

Durex

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

spoon

1) Eating instrument.
2) Exclamation of joy.
3) Code word for porn.

1) "Dude, pass me that spoon."
2) "Dude, I just got root of all evil, SPOON!"
3) "Dude, I've got some nice spoon in my bag."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation

1) A group of people who tax the nation for their income.
2) Anything goes in their IRC channels, however you cannot connect to them outside their site.
3) People who are obsessed with 'dossier sex'.
4) Great TV programs.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

environmentalist

Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.

"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Ambulance Chaser

1) An ambulance fanatic who chases ambulances as a past time.
2) A PI claim guy.

1) "Dude, that's a September 2001 Beds & Herts Paramedic Unit!! Follow!!!"
2) "Have you been hurt in an accident that was not your fault? You may be entitled to a claim..."

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003