Soiled Undergarment's definitions

bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

urinal mints

Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.

"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Puta

1) "Bitch" in Spanish. (pronounced 'poota')
2) Short term for computer. (pronounced 'pewta')

1) "Yo tengo grande cojones, puta."
2) "Wanna go play on the puta?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

government

Gay man's orgy.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003