Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

R. Kelly 

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

R. Kelly by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

government 

Gay man's orgy.

government by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe sex 

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

safe sex by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Vanilla Coke 

A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.

"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."

Vanilla Coke by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Penis Cracker 

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

Penis Cracker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Fornicate 

Phornicate is when you sweet talk the BT operator and/or when you fuck up phone lines.

Fornicate by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

bootleg

A make of shoe.

"Go to Clarks and buy some bootlegs."

bootleg by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003