shmiz

adj.: a word with the same meaning as "stupid", "gay", "fucked", etc., generally used by those who dont want to be prejudice to gays/lesbians, or are gay themselves

n.: used where many might say "fag" by those who do not want to be assumed anti-gay, or by those who are gay

v.: (to shmiz, shmizzing, shmizzed. also, shmizzle, shmizzling, shmizzled for 1st and 3rd meaning) the same meaning as "fucking" or "having sex" only referring to gay couples. also, giving a blow job (gay couples or straigh couples). third, used like "fuck" (as in the phrase "fuck you")
adj.: We had a pop quiz in science... how shmiz is that?
My mom was being all shmiz and got pissed off at me.
That party was so shmiz; the music sucked.
The shmizzing soda machine just ate my dollar!

n.: You're such a shmiz.
That shmiz was talking shit about me!

v.: Those two guys were shmizzing (or shmizzling) last night... ugh.
I heard they shmizzed the other night...
She shmizzed him?!
Shmiz you!
by someone December 13, 2004
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if you knew bee thao, you would say its true
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Astaroth

Astaroth is the Twenty-ninth Spirit listed in the Goetia, who governs 40 Legions. He appears as a hurtful angel riding a dragonlike beast & carrying a viper in his right hand. Those who summon him need the Magical Ring to guard against Astaroth's breath. He gives true answers, knows of past, present & future events, can discover secrets, & can also describe the fall of himself & the other spirits. He also teaches liberal sciences.

Contrary to what many overweight and pathetic video game players may think, Soul Calibur did not invent the name Astaroth. Otherwise, there would be a copyright to it, like there is for "Necrid".
I would not like to meet Astaroth and his legions in a dark alley.
by Someone December 21, 2003
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MTV

the worst channel on the planet that stands for music television, but dosent play music anymore
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carlosorn

A god-like computer programmer, sometimes even referred to as a computer saint. Nobody can actually achieve his level, it is the ultimate orgasmic state of programing envied by both newbies and expert.
I'm a good programmer, but nothing like Vorn.
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Doh!

Marge: Homer, Patty and Selma are coming over for dinner
Homer: D'oh

Marge: Homie...I'm too tired to make pork chops
Homer:D'oh!

Apu: *at Kwiki Mart* Sorry Homer, were out of Duff beer
Homer: D'OH!
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