Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Ref Sawyer

A ref that is kind of like the Sawyer character from Miracle on 34th Street, wants somebody locked away for no good reason. The opposite of someone that thinks murderers should be free (which would obviously make the world a dangerous place).

The ref in the Green Bay-Minnesota game didn't want to be Ref Sawyer from Miracle on 34th Street, clang clang, his helmet hit me he's going to Bellevue and now I'm the perfect enemy of all Minnesota fans, no he didn't eject Jefferson from the game as a matter of public relations even if he had numbers in Green Bay on his side, but he still didn't like what Jefferson did.

by Snowboy Jr. January 2, 2023

Green Bay

A city with a small town atmosphere pro football team that isn't weak, thus proving that the size of a town doesn't indicate the strength of a sports team.

I don't dislike the Packers because they are weaker than other teams, or because I have something against where they are from Green Bay) they are quite the contrary. I dislike them because they had Brett Favre and people like that, and because their fans wear those goofy cheese heads. You know, good, real reasons like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Golden State Warriors

A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.

The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Packers

The opposite of true underdogs, despite being from a small town/market.

The Bears were to football what the Yankees are to baseball in overall games won (though the Packers tend to be more dominant in championships) until the Packers took yet another thing from them. Are the Bears gonna keep letting them get away with shit like that?

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Waver

A female version of what a male bitch is.

Guy- What the fuck is this waver waving you down for? You're a real one, not a bitch. She is trying to turn you into one of them, those bitch dudes you see waving at people all the time.

by Snowboy Jr. December 20, 2022

Slapgate

The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.

I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.

by Snowboy Jr. April 4, 2023