Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Ref Sawyer

A ref that is kind of like the Sawyer character from Miracle on 34th Street, wants somebody locked away for no good reason. The opposite of someone that thinks murderers should be free (which would obviously make the world a dangerous place).

The ref in the Green Bay-Minnesota game didn't want to be Ref Sawyer from Miracle on 34th Street, clang clang, his helmet hit me he's going to Bellevue and now I'm the perfect enemy of all Minnesota fans, no he didn't eject Jefferson from the game as a matter of public relations even if he had numbers in Green Bay on his side, but he still didn't like what Jefferson did.

by Snowboy Jr. January 2, 2023

Boy/girl next door with a badge

A cop.

That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Packers

The opposite of true underdogs, despite being from a small town/market.

The Bears were to football what the Yankees are to baseball in overall games won (though the Packers tend to be more dominant in championships) until the Packers took yet another thing from them. Are the Bears gonna keep letting them get away with shit like that?

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Waver

A female version of what a male bitch is.

Guy- What the fuck is this waver waving you down for? You're a real one, not a bitch. She is trying to turn you into one of them, those bitch dudes you see waving at people all the time.

by Snowboy Jr. December 20, 2022

Slapgate

The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.

I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.

by Snowboy Jr. April 4, 2023

Playoff experience

It's easier to get playoff experience when there hasn't been a revolving door on your roster for the past 10 years.

It's harder for a team with playoff experience to lose, but it would have been sweet if it had happened.

by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022