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Resident Evil 6

One of the shoddiest Resident Evil games ever made overstuffed with shark jumping nonsense. Only good thing this trainwreck gave us was Resident Evil 7 and an all around new direction for the series that better combined survival horror and action.

Resident Evil 6 is one of the worst games i ever played!

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Final Fantasy 15

A generally underrated Final Fantasy game that was actually the most enjoyable one since Final Fantasy 9. It’s biggest shortcoming is the way they presented the story but with The Royal Edition it’s a pretty good experience with some pretty good DLC episodes. Definitely a Godsend after the disaster of the Lightning Trilogy.

Final Fantasy 15 beats anything 13 did and you know it.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Quantum Of Solace

One of the poorest Bond movies ever made. It’s directed like the fence scene from Taken 2 and is like a cheap Bourne knockoff featuring a stupid plot about a little French man hijacking Bolivia’s water supply to then ransom it back to them for discount S.P.E.C.T.R.E and features very flat performances all around. One of the biggest boils on the James Bond franchise’s ass along with SPECTRE, Die Another Day, A View To A Kill, Licence To Kill and Tomorrow Never Dies. Only good thing this load of rubbish gave us was Skyfall 4 years later.

Quantum Of Solace? More like Load Of Baloney. You don’t follow Casino Royale with THIS!!

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Final Fantasy 13

Aka the worst Final Fantasy game ever made. Featuring a weak, incomprehensible plot, hammy voice acting, cliche anime tropes and repetitive gameplay. Also paved the way for 2 completely worthless sequels of diminishing returns. The games were so terrible, it almost rendered the Final Fantasy series obsolete. Thankfully, 14 and 15 got things back on track although not immediately.

The discs of Final Fantasy 13 would make better coasters.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Resident Evil Extinction

A shoddy, trashy Mad Max/Day Of The Dead 1985 rip off that is the sequel to Resident Evil Apocalypse. Makes that movie look like a masterpiece. Full of bland environments, bad CGI, stilted acting and badly shot action scenes with practically 0 horror or suspense.

I’d rather have those CGI zombie crows peck my eyes out before watching Resident Evil Extinction again.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022