3 definitions by Snappy Capricorn
To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.
A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.
A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.
Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.
Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.
Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!
Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.
Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!
by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018
An attempt to parody someone who is so ridiculously absurd that parody of them seems almost pointless.
Richard got trashed at the party & groped several women then whipped his penis out. He was speaking in gibberish but then started yelling about what a great guy he was. While we're debating whether it's a trumparody of donnie or Kavanaugh, all the women took turns Emelia Holdening the living shit out of him.
by Snappy Capricorn October 8, 2018
A juvenile dismissal of another's opinion; used in an attempt to look cool while ending a conversation started by the first party, but the second party demonstrates a valid or superior argument.
1st: Damn! You weigh more than me? You getting fat!
2nd: You see, I've been working out, so I lost alot of fat but gained much more muscle. So even though I now weigh SLIGHTLY more than you, I've lost several inches and am now toned and look thinner than -
1st: Nevermind!
2nd: I have to buy smaller sizes - do you want my clothes? You can almost fit-
1st: NEVERMIND!
*cries chubby tears*
1st: Cindy is such an ugly, snobby bitch!
2nd: Yeah. I heard she shot you down.
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm taking her out this weekend...
1st: I said nevermind.
*cries incel tears*
1st: Jerome is such an ass kisser - that's why he got that promotion instead of me!
I hate that guy.
2nd: Or it could be because he comes in early, stays late, never misses work, does his job well & doesn't tell managers to go fuck themselves every time they ask him to do something... like you do...?
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm guessing since he's black & you're racist it's especially annoying...
1st: SCREW YOU! NEVERMIND!
*cries racist tears*
2nd: You see, I've been working out, so I lost alot of fat but gained much more muscle. So even though I now weigh SLIGHTLY more than you, I've lost several inches and am now toned and look thinner than -
1st: Nevermind!
2nd: I have to buy smaller sizes - do you want my clothes? You can almost fit-
1st: NEVERMIND!
*cries chubby tears*
1st: Cindy is such an ugly, snobby bitch!
2nd: Yeah. I heard she shot you down.
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm taking her out this weekend...
1st: I said nevermind.
*cries incel tears*
1st: Jerome is such an ass kisser - that's why he got that promotion instead of me!
I hate that guy.
2nd: Or it could be because he comes in early, stays late, never misses work, does his job well & doesn't tell managers to go fuck themselves every time they ask him to do something... like you do...?
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm guessing since he's black & you're racist it's especially annoying...
1st: SCREW YOU! NEVERMIND!
*cries racist tears*
by Snappy Capricorn October 8, 2018