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choc shoc

Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.
Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.
by Smooax March 5, 2021
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toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona
An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona
by Smooax September 3, 2020
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Soccarrhoea

Experiencing diarrhoea while playing soccer.
After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.
by Smooax August 29, 2020
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pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
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pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.
After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.
by Smooax September 1, 2020
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watermelon high

Getting smashed by eating alcohol soaked watermelon
Chanelle lost consciousness after going too hard in pursuit of a watermelon high!
by Smooax September 1, 2020
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