Smiley's definitions

uniflab

a guy who appears to have only one testicacle, but has has none, just a ball of flab wishing to be a ball.

well he culdnt get me pregnant! he was a fricken uniflab!

by smiley May 5, 2003

welfare school

ST.MATTHEWS SCHOOL in Calgary Alberta Canada..... good city .... bad school.... the walls are mad of styrofoam and cardboard... burns easily

" Hahahaha you fucking go to St. matts!?!? hahaha stupid fucking welfare school!"

by smiley May 22, 2003

chah

surf talk which is a cross between yeah and dude!

"you were like whoa and i was like whoa and we were like chah!"

by smiley May 23, 2003

tardz united

a group of teenagers who will take over the world with their magic mushrooms..... oh the world will be great

yes tardz stands for retardz or stoners

oh here comes some tardz united... shit theyre all high! wow thats great!

by smiley May 26, 2003

fudge monkey

type of insult or another word for fuck

"oh matt your such a fudgemonkey!"
"i like fudge"
"oh you stupid fucker!"

by smiley May 26, 2003

team swain

a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it

"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"

by smiley May 27, 2003

star

an object not recommended for swallowing on a dare.... it gets stuck halfway down and hurts like a bitch

"fucking hell that stupid fucking star hurts so fucking bad!"
"well u shouldnt have swallowed it then!"

by smiley June 4, 2003