uniflab

a guy who appears to have only one testicacle, but has has none, just a ball of flab wishing to be a ball.

well he culdnt get me pregnant! he was a fricken uniflab!

by smiley May 05, 2003

smiley

One who is almost always smiling except when pictures are taken of him/her.

Hey, there's smiley.

by smiley April 09, 2005

git yer bolmph on

To dance then fornicate with a new friend

a phrase that is utterly revolting when uttered by Paul's grandmother.

by Smiley March 29, 2005

toast

Sense/
Common sense.
Logical.

(Also see Make Toast)

1.".. perfect/good toast.."
(.. common sense ..)

2."That guy has no toast.."
(That guy has no (common) sense..)

3."Start makin' toast man!"
(Start talking sense man!)

4."..Makes no toast.."
(..Makes no sense..)

by sMiLeY February 06, 2005

Taipei

A beautiful girl, often Asian, who is in love with a boy in the Navy.

Wow, that Taipei over there has a really cool shirt, but her toenails are yellow.

by Smiley November 14, 2004

team swain

a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it

"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"

by smiley May 28, 2003

star

an object not recommended for swallowing on a dare.... it gets stuck halfway down and hurts like a bitch

"fucking hell that stupid fucking star hurts so fucking bad!"
"well u shouldnt have swallowed it then!"

by smiley June 05, 2003