Smartycat's definitions

Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

by Smartycat July 30, 2011

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 25, 2010

regurgitatible

capable of being regurgitated, spewed forth again, shared

It was hardly worth sharing but some found the story regurgitatible.
I couldn't keep it to myself, it was so regurgitatible.

by Smartycat July 29, 2011

Bedcase

Pet sleeping chamber in the bedroom, usually on the floor, but generally, just large enough for a particular animal to turn around and sleep in. An enclosed petbed, often portable.

"Bedcase", {doghouse}{petcage}

by Smartycat October 24, 2011

Shirthead

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

by Smartycat December 20, 2020

protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.

protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !

by Smartycat June 15, 2011