Smartycat's definitions

Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

by Smartycat July 30, 2011

protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.

protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !

by Smartycat June 15, 2011

Pretend-sident

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.

He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.

by Smartycat May 16, 2017

Shirthead

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

by Smartycat December 20, 2020

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 25, 2010

tritangle

a complicated mess involving three people.

TRITANGLE; "A" just discovered that her boyfriend, "B" is the ex of her best friend "C".

by Smartycat July 18, 2011

Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 4, 2010