Smartycat's definitions

Shirthead

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

by Smartycat December 20, 2020

Leadershit

The type of guidance you follow when you only want to get deeper into the muck and stench.

The stench will never leave after following his type of leadershit.

by Smartycat September 27, 2020

Pretend-sident

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.

He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.

by Smartycat May 16, 2017

TRUMPLICAN

The new name for the former Republican Party

The Trumplican Party leader, Donald Trump wants to be King.

by Smartycat June 10, 2016

theiyr're

All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.

Theiyr're you go. Call us when you get theiyr're. Remind your guests to bring theiyr're raincoats.

by Smartycat March 2, 2014

Hardllelujah

Barely worth celebrating.

It was bad enough to get the speeding ticket, but I'll be singing hardllelujah when my insurance rate goes up !

by Smartycat January 1, 2012

Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer

Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.

by Smartycat October 30, 2011