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some sort of guardians sent by the aliens called the combine to control the people after humanity lost the 7 hour war. the cowardly monkey ass ASSass called wallace breen allied with them and became the administrator of earth. he kinda is the ambassador nobody asked for. under his control, there are the combine overwatch. they are police people that prevent people from rebelling. they do it anyway. they only exist in the half-life franchise. (francheese? french fries? fuck it, idk how to spell that)
by Smartass2 April 18, 2017

Pikachu
the hero of NILST comment sections! he looks like a derp sniper and he tried to finish his Pokédex. Everyone loved him, but there were haters too. They hated him so much that he died(in the unofficial version, TheSpyCrab killed him with his giant penis). But one day, he will rise again and take his throne back to be our king of NILST comment sections!!
the hero of NILST comment sections! he looks like a derp sniper and he tried to finish his Pokédex. Everyone loved him, but there were haters too. They hated him so much that he died(in the unofficial version, TheSpyCrab killed him with his giant penis). But one day, he will rise again and take his throne back to be our king of NILST comment sections!!
by Smartass2 May 18, 2015

Half-Life speedrunner doing accelerated backhopping. He can probably beat Super Mario 64 under 15 minutes with no stars. DeSinc can also do use-hopping, forward hopping, bunny hops, air strafing, use almost any surface as a ramp, grenade-boosted backhopping, backhop from his workplace on his way back to his home to beat the traffic, find the secret vortigaunt batcave, trap Combine Civil Protection in his basement forever using a can, create human traffic jams, host_timescale 30 .
by Smartass2 June 26, 2020

the pyrocynical subreddit is a subreddit that talks about none other than despacito. it used to be one based on the youtuber pyrocynical but got slowly taken over by despacito.
by Smartass2 May 19, 2018

default skins are characters from video games that only wear the basic cosmetics or no additional cosmetic items at all.
by Smartass2 December 17, 2018

Overwatch is Team Fortress 2 with butts and no hats, no trade, only one taunt at the same time, no custom servers(I mean like "garry's mod" type of custom), way too many "Heroes" and the game is popular, especially on Pornhub. Yet it has a salty community with edgy children.
Blizzard: We need a new game, something good.
Dude1: Just make a TF2 ripoff and say that we only copied the mechanics.
Dude2: Yeah, and replace the hats with butts and call it Overwatch!
Blizzard: APPROVED! People will definetly never make porn out of it!
Dude1: Just make a TF2 ripoff and say that we only copied the mechanics.
Dude2: Yeah, and replace the hats with butts and call it Overwatch!
Blizzard: APPROVED! People will definetly never make porn out of it!
by Smartass2 May 22, 2017

some sort of insult in Steven Universe, introduced in the episode "Gem Harvest".
Only used once after Greg confessed to his cousin Andy that he changed his family name from Demayo to Universe.
Only used once after Greg confessed to his cousin Andy that he changed his family name from Demayo to Universe.
Steven: "what's a Demayo?"
Andy: "Andy Demayo, Greg Demayo, Steven Demayo. We're the Demayos."
Greg: "actually, we're, uhm, the Universes now."
Andy: "YOU SPACE WALNUT! you didn't even kept your family name! But you go around giving family property out like candy on some kind of candy giving out holiday?!"
Andy: "Andy Demayo, Greg Demayo, Steven Demayo. We're the Demayos."
Greg: "actually, we're, uhm, the Universes now."
Andy: "YOU SPACE WALNUT! you didn't even kept your family name! But you go around giving family property out like candy on some kind of candy giving out holiday?!"
by Smartass2 June 14, 2017
