Smartass2's definitions

Yup!

generic reaction of a brainlet when discovering a corpse in a suicide forest.

Girl: "We found a dead body."
Logan Paul: *smiles* "Yup!"

by Smartass2 December 25, 2018

DeSinc

Half-Life speedrunner doing accelerated backhopping. He can probably beat Super Mario 64 under 15 minutes with no stars. DeSinc can also do use-hopping, forward hopping, bunny hops, air strafing, use almost any surface as a ramp, grenade-boosted backhopping, backhop from his workplace on his way back to his home to beat the traffic, find the secret vortigaunt batcave, trap Combine Civil Protection in his basement forever using a can, create human traffic jams, host_timescale 30 .

DeSinc is known for using strats.

by Smartass2 June 26, 2020

Spookwagen

Pikachu

the hero of NILST comment sections! he looks like a derp sniper and he tried to finish his Pokédex. Everyone loved him, but there were haters too. They hated him so much that he died(in the unofficial version, TheSpyCrab killed him with his giant penis). But one day, he will rise again and take his throne back to be our king of NILST comment sections!!

negawkoopS is Spookwagen spelled backwards

by Smartass2 May 18, 2015

combine overwatch

some sort of guardians sent by the aliens called the combine to control the people after humanity lost the 7 hour war. the cowardly monkey ass ASSass called wallace breen allied with them and became the administrator of earth. he kinda is the ambassador nobody asked for. under his control, there are the combine overwatch. they are police people that prevent people from rebelling. they do it anyway. they only exist in the half-life franchise. (francheese? french fries? fuck it, idk how to spell that)

barney is pretending to be a combine overwatch guy to secretly help citizen and spy the combine.

by Smartass2 April 18, 2017

so guys we did it

those words that the british youtuber Pyrocynical AKA the cute little lesbian AKA creator of shrek has swag said when he reached a quarter of a million subscribers

Pyrocynical: so guys we did it we reached a quater of 10 million subscribers, 2,500000 subscribers and still growing.

the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.

by Smartass2 August 25, 2018

default skin

default skins are characters from video games that only wear the basic cosmetics or no additional cosmetic items at all.

every white person is a default skin.

by Smartass2 December 17, 2018

Overwatch

Overwatch is Team Fortress 2 with butts and no hats, no trade, only one taunt at the same time, no custom servers(I mean like "garry's mod" type of custom), way too many "Heroes" and the game is popular, especially on Pornhub. Yet it has a salty community with edgy children.

Blizzard: We need a new game, something good.
Dude1: Just make a TF2 ripoff and say that we only copied the mechanics.
Dude2: Yeah, and replace the hats with butts and call it Overwatch!
Blizzard: APPROVED! People will definetly never make porn out of it!

by Smartass2 May 22, 2017