Definitions by SloppyToppy

Shmurged 

To be both drunk and high at the same time.

"I went to that party last night and got fuckin' shmurged!"

Shmurged by SloppyToppy November 6, 2015

Clapping cheeks 

Refers to fucking a girl in any position that causes her ass cheeks to clap making a loud, distinctive, unmistakeable clapping sound.

"Bro Joey was clapping cheeks last night at Alyssa's house!"

Clapping cheeks by SloppyToppy November 5, 2015

Chicago waffle 

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

Chicago waffle by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

House party 

A party usually thrown by a high schooler/teenager without their parents' knowledge or permission. Typically thrown while parents are on vacation or gone for an extended amount of hours. Classic high school house party involves alcohol, weed, music, and people hooking up and/or having sex. Many times the house is left in a complete mess and sometimes is damaged. Very risky, as parents may find out, neighbors may complain, and cops may get called if it's wild enough - but if done right it's so worth it.

Joe's parents went to Connecticut for the weekend so he threw a house party.

House party by SloppyToppy October 18, 2015