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Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
Get the Skinny Jeans mug.Chad : Hey babe I got A boner remove your panties so I can fuck you!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!
by SlopNChop January 24, 2017
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Kiersten : Wow last night was amazing!
Kaylee : What Happened?
Kiersten : Jake invited his 2 brother's over and the gave me a Gang Bang!
Kaylee : Oh wow I bet your sore as hell!
Kiersten : Not really but they all have huge cocks like Jake!
Chad : Hey why was I not invited I wanna Gang Bang too!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad your small cock can't keep up!
Steve : Don't worry Chad your small cock will always be good enough for me why don't you come over to my place tonight we can Gang Bang my blowup doll!
Chad: Wow I can't believe my life has come to this A Gang Bang with blowup dolls!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!
Kaylee : What Happened?
Kiersten : Jake invited his 2 brother's over and the gave me a Gang Bang!
Kaylee : Oh wow I bet your sore as hell!
Kiersten : Not really but they all have huge cocks like Jake!
Chad : Hey why was I not invited I wanna Gang Bang too!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad your small cock can't keep up!
Steve : Don't worry Chad your small cock will always be good enough for me why don't you come over to my place tonight we can Gang Bang my blowup doll!
Chad: Wow I can't believe my life has come to this A Gang Bang with blowup dolls!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!
by SlopNChop August 18, 2017
Get the Gang Bang mug.Kiersten : Oh Jake! I just love when you sneak up behind me and kiss my neck!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
by SlopNChop July 5, 2017
Get the Fuck mug.Maddie : So you had your first anal last night how was it?
Keirsten : It was ok I was a little nervous and I dropped a Big Brown Bomb in Chad's bed but he was cool about it. He just picked it up rubbed it on my face and boobs and licked it off who knew that making love in poop could be so romantic!
Maddie : Wow I wish my man would give me some Stinky Kinky!
Keirsten : It was ok I was a little nervous and I dropped a Big Brown Bomb in Chad's bed but he was cool about it. He just picked it up rubbed it on my face and boobs and licked it off who knew that making love in poop could be so romantic!
Maddie : Wow I wish my man would give me some Stinky Kinky!
by SlopNChop September 24, 2016
Get the Big Brown Bomb mug.Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 30, 2018
Get the Crud Muffin mug.As Kiersten was busy at work stocking her boss Chad snuck up behind her and gave her a Pussy Rub that ended up on social media later that day!
Kiersten went to Chad's house to babysit after she put the kids to bed Chad gave her a Pussy Rub on his wife's new couch and left a stain!
Jim and Chad took turns giving Kiersten a Pussy Rub in her apartment after work!
Kiersten went to Chad's house to babysit after she put the kids to bed Chad gave her a Pussy Rub on his wife's new couch and left a stain!
Jim and Chad took turns giving Kiersten a Pussy Rub in her apartment after work!
by SlopNChop December 26, 2016
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