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by SlopNChop October 26, 2016
Get the Legsmug. When sexual activity involves poop and fart's
Kiersten : Last night I was giving Kyle A blowjob and he ripped a big one in my face!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
by SlopNChop July 11, 2018
Get the Stinky Kinkymug. Chad : Oh Kiersten do you remember when we enjoyed Making Love after work together every night of the week!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2017
Get the Making Lovemug. Craig : So why were you late for work again today?
Chad: I was over at Kiersten's again and we went "All Night Long" and my dick was tired this morning!
Craig : Nice!!!
Chad: I was over at Kiersten's again and we went "All Night Long" and my dick was tired this morning!
Craig : Nice!!!
by SlopNChop February 5, 2017
Get the All Night Longmug. Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
by SlopNChop January 10, 2019
Get the Fartmug. Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
by SlopNChop May 20, 2017
Get the Boogermug. 1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole
Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?
by SlopNChop September 26, 2019
Get the Dickmug.