Definitions by SlopNChop

Jizzed 

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

Jizzed by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

rotgut 

A terrible smell that is released from the body after eating Mexican.

As Chad was poundin Kiersten's pussy a rotgut occurred and then she proceeded to remove him from her bed!

rotgut by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Goodnight Dick 

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.

After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!

Goodnight Dick by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

Protection 

When a guy wraps his penis in rubber so he don't spread std's or cause pregnancy.

Chad forgot use protection when he fucked Keirsten last week so she ended up with herpes.

Protection by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! 

The sound a person makes when they are having an orgasam or taking a dump!

Keirsten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! (pause) Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Keirsten : Chad did you just fuck me and take a shit in my bed!
Craig : Wait was that in my ass!

Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! by SlopNChop October 8, 2016

Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.

Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!

Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016

Morning Blow 

When a guy receives a cock suck in the morning.

Keirsten took care of business this morning by giving Chad his Morning Blow!

Morning Blow by SlopNChop October 6, 2016