SlopNChop's definitions

Girl On Girl

When two naked girls kiss rub each other's pussy's sissor and stick dildo's in each other.

Chad's Wife : I cannot believe that Chad would cheat on me I thought we were in love!
Kiersten : Yeah he is an asshole for the most part so would you like to pay him back with some Girl On Girl before he get's home?
Chad's Wife : Sure I haven't had any pleasure for quite some time!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad's Wife : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Oh hi Chad I was just pleasuring your wife!
Chad : What The Fuck!
Chad's Wife : Yeah paybacks are a bitch!
Chad : Oh no ive been wanting a 3 way for quite some time just give me a second to get naked!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad not this time it's just Girl On Girl you can't join in silly!
Chad : But I can watch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by SlopNChop February 10, 2017

Camel Toe

When a girl wears skin tight pants and her pussy lips buldge through the fabric also creates a reason for guys to stare.

Chad : Wow did you see Kiersten she is sportin a Camel Toe today makes my dick hard just thinkin about it!
Craig : You know it kinda reminds me of a butterfly pork chop boy id sure like to tenderize it!
Kiersten : Are you guy's staring at my crotch?
Chad : No we just want to stick our dicks in it!
Kiersten: Nice!

by SlopNChop November 29, 2016

Boobs

Two soft puffy bags located on the chest used to sexually attract and create pleasure when exposed.

Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!

by SlopNChop August 10, 2017

Silky

Soft and shiny smooth to the touch also can be a sexual stimulant

Chad caressed Kiersten's long blonde silky hair as she gave him a blowjob!

Chad rubbed his dick in Kiersten's long blonde silky hair and cummed all over it!

Chad licked Kiersten's silky blonde pussy hair before he fucked her!

by SlopNChop December 2, 2016

Cupcake

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!

by SlopNChop December 12, 2016

plowin the back 40

When vigorous anal sex is performed and sometimes causes the recipient to bleed.

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2016

Satin Sheets

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.

Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!

by SlopNChop October 6, 2016