Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 06, 2017

Boob Sex

When a guy rubs his penis on and between a girls breasts then ejaculates on them

Chad : My dick's hard can you please comfort it?
Kiersten : Would you like some Boob Sex my breasts have been lonely as of late thanks to your wife?
Chad : Yes please your breast's are so amazing!

by SlopNChop November 20, 2016

Little Shit

A child between the ages of 3 and 17 that's annoying & obnoxious to adult's

Peyton : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Keep your hand's off me you Little Shit!
Chad : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad will you and your Little Shit leave my breast's alone!
Steve : Ohh! Boobies!

Kiersten : Don't even think about it jackass!
Kiersten : Uhh! I wish guy's would stop grabbing my breast's!
Kaylee : Well maybe if you wore a shirt that actually fit you they would not be tempted.
Kiersten : Shut the fuck up Kaylee!

by SlopNChop January 31, 2018

Fuck Yeah

What someone shout's after they have accomplished something amazing!

Kiersten : You want to fuck my tight pussy don't you Chad?
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhh! Now Cum All Over Me!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMM! Yummy! Good Boy!
Chad : Fuck Yeah!

by SlopNChop March 30, 2017

Protection

When a guy wraps his penis in rubber so he don't spread std's or cause pregnancy.

Chad forgot use protection when he fucked Keirsten last week so she ended up with herpes.

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

yummy fuck bitch

When a married man has a younger more attractive girlfriend on the side that he only has sex with.

Jennifer : Why does chad always text you isn't he married?

Keirsten : I'm his Yummy Fuck Bitch gotta go chad's wife is working late again tonight!

by SlopNChop April 29, 2016

PDA

Public Display of Affection when two people show there love for each other in public places such as work, retail stores, sidewalks, gas stations, etc.

Jake : Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! (LoL)
Kaylee : What the hell?
Kiersten : Oh Jake loves to stick his hands in my pant's and tickle my pussy!
Kaylee : Well excuse me but sticking your hands in a girls pant's and fingering her just seems inappropriate to me!
Kiersten : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Steve : Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : What the fuck's your problem!
Steve : I like to squeeze my penis and make myself cum!
Kaylee : You need help!
Steve : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's called retarded!
Chad : Oh Abi!!! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Get A Fucking Room!
Chad : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's just down right disgusting!

by SlopNChop August 16, 2018