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Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop February 13, 2018
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Chad : Oh baby why don't you spread that TWAT so I can pleasure you with my creamy cum!
Kiersten : Wow I just love your cum it makes me feel all warm & gooey inside!
Chad : And I love the feel of your TWAT wrapped around my cock!
Kiersten : Damn I so wet!
Kiersten : Wow I just love your cum it makes me feel all warm & gooey inside!
Chad : And I love the feel of your TWAT wrapped around my cock!
Kiersten : Damn I so wet!
by SlopNChop January 28, 2017
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Jade : What makes you think they would want you?
Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH!
Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him!
Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink)
Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink)
Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You!
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you?
Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob?
Kaylee : God she is such a hore!
Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
Jade : What makes you think they would want you?
Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH!
Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him!
Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink)
Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink)
Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You!
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you?
Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob?
Kaylee : God she is such a hore!
Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
by SlopNChop August 3, 2018
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Katie : Damn girl why are you so sore today?
Kiersten : Last night Chad gave me an amazing cockride & I think he stretched my Pussy Lips a little too much!
Katie : I know what your saying Chad does have a massive dick last week when I was giving him a blowjob it almost got stuck in my throat!
Kiersten : Wow lucky you didn't choke on his cum!
Katie : Yeah I guess I am blessed!
Kiersten : Last night Chad gave me an amazing cockride & I think he stretched my Pussy Lips a little too much!
Katie : I know what your saying Chad does have a massive dick last week when I was giving him a blowjob it almost got stuck in my throat!
Kiersten : Wow lucky you didn't choke on his cum!
Katie : Yeah I guess I am blessed!
by SlopNChop January 4, 2017
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Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
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Kiersten : Wow Jake came so much last night my pussy felt just like a broken faucet!
Kaylee : Well congratulations your I'm sure Pregnant!
Kiersten : Yeah right I use ton's of birth control no way I'm Pregnant!
Kaylee : Well with that much cum birth control is not 100% safe.
Steve : Hey Kaylee my dicks full of cum here have some! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God damn't you fuckin asshole !
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee that's a lot of cum your most likely Pregnant!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Well congratulations your I'm sure Pregnant!
Kiersten : Yeah right I use ton's of birth control no way I'm Pregnant!
Kaylee : Well with that much cum birth control is not 100% safe.
Steve : Hey Kaylee my dicks full of cum here have some! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God damn't you fuckin asshole !
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee that's a lot of cum your most likely Pregnant!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop February 18, 2018
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Kiersten : Hey Steve the sight of your ugly face makes me want to PUKE!
Steve : It would be an honor for me to clean up your Puke!
Kiersten : You disgust me stay away from me stay away from my sister or i'll have you fired!
Steve : Hey wanna come over to my place tonight and watch dirty dancing!
Kiersten : HELP!
Kiersten : Hey Steve the sight of your ugly face makes me want to PUKE!
Steve : It would be an honor for me to clean up your Puke!
Kiersten : You disgust me stay away from me stay away from my sister or i'll have you fired!
Steve : Hey wanna come over to my place tonight and watch dirty dancing!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop May 2, 2017
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