Definitions by SlopNChop
Timber
Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
Polar Pop
A fountain soda that comes in a extra large styrofoam cup that's loaded with ice and usually purchased at a convenience store.
Kaylee : So girl where did you and Jake go for lunch?
Kiersten : Just went to the gas station we shared a sandwich and Polar Pop!
Kaylee : How romantic!
Kiersten : I know and by sharing A drink we also shared slobber too it was like kissing of course we did that as well.
Steve: Hey Kiersten want some of my Polar Pop it's Dr Pepper!
Kiersten : Uh gross I don't want your slobber in my mouth!
Steve : How bout my Dick!
Kaylee : Fuck off Steve before I make you wear that Polar Pop!
Kiersten : Just went to the gas station we shared a sandwich and Polar Pop!
Kaylee : How romantic!
Kiersten : I know and by sharing A drink we also shared slobber too it was like kissing of course we did that as well.
Steve: Hey Kiersten want some of my Polar Pop it's Dr Pepper!
Kiersten : Uh gross I don't want your slobber in my mouth!
Steve : How bout my Dick!
Kaylee : Fuck off Steve before I make you wear that Polar Pop!
Sleeping With
Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!
Sleeping With by SlopNChop July 12, 2017
Fuck
Kiersten : Oh Jake! I just love when you sneak up behind me and kiss my neck!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
Masturbate
Kiersten : Oh Jake why don't you caress my boobs!
Jake : Do you really want me to stick my hands in your shirt right here at work?
Kiersten : YES!
Jake : Ok!!!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : Now Suck Them!!!
Jake : MMMMMM!
Chad : Wow Jake watching you suck Kiersten's beautiful breast makes me wanna Masturbate!
Kiersten : Uh Jake you need to stop there's a perve watching us!
Jake : Do you really want me to stick my hands in your shirt right here at work?
Kiersten : YES!
Jake : Ok!!!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : Now Suck Them!!!
Jake : MMMMMM!
Chad : Wow Jake watching you suck Kiersten's beautiful breast makes me wanna Masturbate!
Kiersten : Uh Jake you need to stop there's a perve watching us!
Masturbate by SlopNChop June 30, 2017
Shit Kicker
Kiersten : Last night was so amazing Jake came to my place and fucked the silly out of me while he was wearing his Shit Kickers!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!
Shit Kicker by SlopNChop June 27, 2017
Tampon
A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out.
Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work?
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!