Definitions by Slimy Meg

Slimy Sue 

The anal queef that follows through. (Cockney Slang)

He fell down the apples and pears and did a Slimy Sue

Slimy Sue by Slimy Meg February 24, 2025

Goopy Kick 

The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.

Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick

Goopy Kick by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Creamy Pete 

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

Creamy Pete by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Slippery Greg 

The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide

Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp

Slippery Greg by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024