Slimy Meg's definitions

Slippery Greg

The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide

Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Goopy Kick

The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.

Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Slimy Sue

The anal queef that follows through. (Cockney Slang)

He fell down the apples and pears and did a Slimy Sue

by Slimy Meg February 24, 2025