Definitions by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver

Muddle aged 

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it

Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.

Muddle aged by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver August 21, 2009

blurb job 

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

blurb job by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009

subversive tweeting 

Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.

Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.

subversive tweeting by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 22, 2009

Twitter Ho 

One who spends all day trying to follow and be followed on Twitter.

Are you following Susie? Hell no, she's such a Twitter ho.

Twitter Ho by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 19, 2009

migrant coffeeshopping 

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, often in search of a quiet and free (ish) place in which to work. (warning--you will be expected to buy at least one small item per shop).

I've been migrant coffeeshopping all week in order to finish writing my book.

migrant coffeeshopping by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver May 11, 2009

twitcrastinating

Rather than doing anything useful in the world, you spend hours on end reading comments, following RTs, and picking up new followers by pursuing other twitterer's followers on Twitter.

Yeah I'm facing a huge writing deadline, but I'm caught up twitcrastinating instead.

twitcrastinating by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

Twitcrastinate 

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

Twitcrastinate by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009