The utlimate wrestling show. Specializes in broke necks, bob wires, tables lit on fire and chants of "Holy Shit" and "You Fucked Up". Technically should have won the T.V war against WCW and WWE but because of lack of funding and not fans or roster talent faded gracefully from the airwaves to then rise like a pheonix on the Sci-Fi channel; fitting because some the matches these dudes have had are not of this world.
Joey Styles: Holy shit Bam Bam Bigelow just been Full Nelson suplexed through a table by Taz the Suplex Machine.
Fans Chanting: ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW
Fans Chanting: ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW
by Slade Technics July 04, 2006
All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
by Slade Technics January 08, 2007
All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
by Slade Technics January 08, 2007
The rulers of this realm and many others like it. They are completely unseen, highly influential and possibly dangerous. Their ultimate prime directive: To reduce the surface population as much as possible so that control of the entire world can be easily administered and consolidated into one government. All this will be done through fear, over consumption, death from unnatural causes, man made (Hurricane Katrina) natural disasters, famine, Economic Disorder,Civil and Domestic Disorder, International Disorder,and ceaseless war.
High Gas Prices - $4.65
War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00
Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00
Milk- $5.65
Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless
War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00
Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00
Milk- $5.65
Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless
by Slade Technics November 29, 2006
by Slade Technics December 20, 2006
1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.
News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.
by Slade Technics December 19, 2006
A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.
An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.
Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.
Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.
Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.
Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.
Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.
Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.
Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.
Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.
Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
by Slade Technics October 25, 2006