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skyrim550

Oh we hate this guy soooooooo much! He is a racist, facist, homophobe, zenophobe and he is a sexist (even though we determine him to be a "he") *clears throat*. Anyways, they are very mean and cruel, they always make stupid definitions about us. Especially the "Cops are racist" one where they mocked a black guy.

Skyrim 550: *posts new defintion*

Leftists: RACIST RACIST RACIST

Skyrim550: Yes I am😎

by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022

Pippin

An old male white cat named Pippin. He is the best cat you will ever have. He purrs a lot but on bad days, he meows and yowls all day. He can kill mice.

3a.m

Other cat outside hallway: Yowl, yowl yowl

Pippin: Hisssss

Other cat: Yowl Yowl

by Skyrim550 March 26, 2022

1÷0=0

1÷0=0. Thats it. What is 1×0? 0 right? 1+0=1. 1-0=1 as well.

Adding and Subtracting: both equal 1

Mutplication: equals 0

So why the fuck is 1÷0 undefined🤣

Me: 1÷0=0

Rick: No

Me: 1÷0=0

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

Inflation crisis

The inflation crisis in America Biden doesn't care about. Prices for food will start raising up while Biden stuffs his face in some ice cream. That will be impossible now that the inflation crisis is here. So maybe China gave Biden free ice cream

Ground beef is now $20 due to the inflation crisis

by Skyrim550 January 21, 2022

Ulfric Trump

Ulfric Trump is a combination of Ulfric Stormcloak and Donald Trump. They both of the same agenda. Skyrim is a prediction of America. While General Tullius and the Thalmor (Joe Biden and China) seek to destroy and have power over a certain land, Ulfric Stormcloak (and Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis) seek to put an end to this liberal madness.

Trump: Make America great again!
Ulfric: For Skyrim!

Me: Wow, Ulfric is an Ulfric Trump!

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

by Skyrim550 April 18, 2022

The Reformed Holy Week Rite

The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, and the Easter Vigil are new rites in the Traditional Mass created by Pius XII and Archbishop Bugnini.

The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday doesn't use violet for their Mass.

by Skyrim550 February 1, 2021