Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤
Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.
Me: Oh look who it is.
Me: Oh look who it is.
by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022
The Gatekeeper. Some polish (maybe russian or something idk) guy from the board game Nightmare. I am absolutely bored (pun intended) that I decided to make a defintion about this game from 1993.
The Gatekeeper: get closer. Still closer. DON'T GET NEAR ME YOU MAGGOT
Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022
The Priest (or celebrant) is the main minster of Mass. He is to act in "persona Christi" or "person of Christ". The Priest gives Communion to the people in good standing and without mortal sin. He too, must be out of mortal sin in order to say Mass. Any Priest could be celebrant at Mass (depending on the parish). Mostly a Pastor would act as celebrant every sunday. A Bishop could also act as celebrant during a Pontifical High Mass.
by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021
At this point, you are not even bored. You are ultimately crazy. You are sitting in the most boring class in high school.
by Skyrim550 November 24, 2021
The 1962 Latin Mass missal, was promulgated by Pope John the 23rd. This came shortly after the Post-1955 Holy Week.
The FSSP uses the 1962 Missal
Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?
FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.
Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!
FSSP: Why are we heretics?
Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!
SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.
Sede👺:😱
Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?
FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.
Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!
FSSP: Why are we heretics?
Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!
SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.
Sede👺:😱
by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021
State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
Robert Mallet is someone who is always on time with things and makes sure things get done. However, when it comes to school, he can get lazy. Robert loves fast food.
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022