The Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper. Some polish (maybe russian or something idk) guy from the board game Nightmare. I am absolutely bored (pun intended) that I decided to make a defintion about this game from 1993.
The Gatekeeper: get closer. Still closer. DON'T GET NEAR ME YOU MAGGOT

Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022
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Inflation crisis

The inflation crisis in America Biden doesn't care about. Prices for food will start raising up while Biden stuffs his face in some ice cream. That will be impossible now that the inflation crisis is here. So maybe China gave Biden free ice cream
Ground beef is now $20 due to the inflation crisis
by Skyrim550 January 21, 2022
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Nasty Pelosi

A heretic who was excommunicated by Archbishop Cordelione for supporting murder of children (a.k.a abortion). Yet, her disgusting mouth still recieved Our Lord and Saviour.
Nasty Pelosi was nasty for recieving Our Lord, however, He can clean her out.
by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022
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Pontifical High Mass

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).
Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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Priest (Celebrant)

The Priest (or celebrant) is the main minster of Mass. He is to act in "persona Christi" or "person of Christ". The Priest gives Communion to the people in good standing and without mortal sin. He too, must be out of mortal sin in order to say Mass. Any Priest could be celebrant at Mass (depending on the parish). Mostly a Pastor would act as celebrant every sunday. A Bishop could also act as celebrant during a Pontifical High Mass.
The Priest (Celebrant) intoned the Gloria.
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1962 Latin Mass

The 1962 Latin Mass missal, was promulgated by Pope John the 23rd. This came shortly after the Post-1955 Holy Week.
The FSSP uses the 1962 Missal

Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?

FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.

Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!

FSSP: Why are we heretics?

Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!

SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.

Sede👺:😱
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State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
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