Skylarskank's definitions

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

pump pocket

another name for a vagina

He stuck his dick in her pump pocket

by skylarskank July 5, 2008

Obliterate

to erase completely from your memory

His goal was to obliterate the memories

by skylarskank August 2, 2008

Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain

Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch

by skylarskank August 3, 2008

Big Strong Man

A cute pet name to call your boyfriend to make him feel masculine and sexy

Awww I love you Big Strong Man

by skylarskank August 21, 2008

Pre-launch Touch Ups

After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good

Courtney: What do we do everyday?

Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?

by skylarskank September 28, 2008