Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Urban Poet

One who uses the Urban Dictionary in a scholar establishment.

Teacher:"That word doesn't exist Jhonny!"
Jhonny:" Protip douchechill: I'm an Urban Poet, so eat humble pie!"

by Skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozarting

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Walkward

Adjective to qualify an alkward moment experienced when one recognizes someone far away and walks for a long time to reach them without knowing whether to look at the person or elsewhere.

I saw Jessica at the end of the street and she went towards me. This was going to be walkward.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Brown Letter

A letter containing poo.

When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

McBurghost

In western superstition: vengeful spirit that inhabits the body of a man after eating at Mc.Donalds. It cannot be seen, only heard through loud groans and screams coming out of one's rear.

"Dude, go see a priest: I think you have a McBurghost."

by skyjuice December 31, 2008