27 definitions by Skyjuice

Blinkercourse

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.

My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.

by Skyjuice December 31, 2009

Pissed-Off-Ex

Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.

Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009

Urban Poet

One who uses the Urban Dictionary in a scholar establishment.

Teacher:"That word doesn't exist Jhonny!"
Jhonny:" Protip douchechill: I'm an Urban Poet, so eat humble pie!"

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009

Mozarting

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

by Skyjuice December 31, 2009

Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009

Slice and Fuck

The act of making an opening into a material or product and then proceeding to sexual intercourse with it.

Slice and Fuck: better than Fish and Chips.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009

Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

by Skyjuice December 31, 2009