cock and ball torture

what all mean want but no men do

Tyrone: yo i love when my girl puts my cock and balls into pain, whats that called again?
Erik: cock and ball torture, also im ur dentist

by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022

Dilf

A dad id proudly fap to

tyrone: yo have you seen audreys dad?
Tirone: yea he a fucking dilf

by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022

Cake by the ocean

Not actually real cake by the ocean, it’s supposed to be sex or something idk

Tyrone: wanna have some cake by the ocean?
Tom holland: like your ass or real ckae?

by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022

ass

You dont got any

tyrone: yo can i slap your ass
You: i dont have any

by Skybluehoodie January 08, 2022

August

Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into

Suzie: yo august you cute
August: i hate myself

by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022

I dont know

What your girlfriend says when she DOES in fact know

August: hey babe what do you want for dinner?
Susan: i dont know

by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022

Medic bag

The thing that dallas from the pay-day franchise

Dallas: AAAAUGH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG

by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022