Skin DIver's definitions

Engineer

When you work in the Adult Gay Porn Industry and you are embarrassed to admit it.

Paul's date asked him what he does for a living; "I'm an Engineer" he replied as sweat rolled down his face.

by Skin DIver March 28, 2022

Democrat

Someone who Fucks you up the ass then lies about it.

I went to a Democratic Party Last Night and Boy is my Ass Sore.

by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

Mountain Biking

Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.

Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!

by Skin DIver April 7, 2022

Mortgage Broker

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.

Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.

by Skin DIver August 1, 2022

Skin Diver

A Guy that goes raw dog on another guy.

That Nick sure is a Skin Diver..Yes, I heard he's "Allergic" To "Latex".

by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

Cat Lover

A Gay Man who likes to have his butt fingered while He gives oral to a cat.

I Know some people that are cat lovers, but Jim has taken "Cat Loving" to a new level.

It's Not every day you see a Gay Man eating Pussy; He must be a big "Cat Lover"
Chris is such a cat lover; so much so, that he has herniated his Rectum from being fingered dry while "Cat Loving"

by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

CrossFIT

A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.

Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!

by Skin DIver April 8, 2022