colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz December 15, 2007
mugGet the dick swinging in the windmug.

elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 17, 2007
mugGet the elbows and assholesmug.

Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else
Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.
by skid mark vz September 17, 2007
mugGet the Senator Blumkinmug.

Bavarian Cream

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral
by skid mark vz March 12, 2008
mugGet the Bavarian Creammug.

sobchak

The act of dumping or throwing a para/quadriplegic out of his or her wheelchair onto the ground (ala Walter Sobchak in "The Big Lebowski").
dude 1) "Dude what happened to Earl?"
dude 2) "Two cops totally sobchak'd him last night, broke two ribs."
dude 1) "Why would they do such a thing?"
dude 2) "They thought he was faking it. Guess the forklift in his minivan wasn't proof enough."
by skid mark vz February 15, 2008
mugGet the sobchakmug.

buttslammin'

Term of enthusiastic approval, usually pertaining to something of relatively minor importance.
dude 1: Dude, they got cases of Papst for 8.99 over at Hagen!

dude 2: Buttslammin'!
by Skid Mark VZ June 4, 2007
mugGet the buttslammin'mug.

faggot stomper

An enormous 4x4 full sized Ford truck jacked up on three foot tires; usually adorned with KC lites, a gun rack, confederate flags, or window decals of the "Git 'er Done" mentality. Most likely occupied by two or more loud mouthed, fat-necked, maloderous yahoos who whose only hope for getting any pussy involves peeking at their sister in the shower.
Check out that faggot stomper taking up two spaces at the McDonalds.
by skid mark vz October 16, 2007
mugGet the faggot stompermug.

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