Skeptic One's definitions

Ross Perot

A man so proud of his money, he once had a half-hour TV show to tell us he's richer than all of us combined.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

the finger

A signaling device, used to point out the assholes in everyday life.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

Kiss Ass

Someone whose head is so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat.

Colin Powell, anyone in the Corporate world, and that asshole on "Inside the Actor's Studio to name a few...

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

Star Wars

A helluva sci-fi movie that contiunes to spark arguments over which movie in the series is better.

For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

obsolete

A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

cd cases

By far, the most difficult container to open. You'll need the Jaws of Life to open the son of a bitch!

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

reboot

The method of kicking the bejesus out of your PC to stop it from being annoying.

Damn AOL! kick!

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003