Definitions by Skeleton secretary

Luke McGill 

sexy fella, who does not like the phrase cool beans homie, and is nicknamed Gum Bum

Its luke Mcgill

Luke McGill by Skeleton secretary August 25, 2019

Tim Simpson 

A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him

Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson

Tim Simpson by Skeleton secretary August 15, 2019

Will Starkey 

He is a awesome kid and he is going to marry his phone and his playboy magazines

Oh it's Will Starkey

Will Starkey by Skeleton secretary May 15, 2019

Alistair S

An annoying and emo little boy who punches everyone. people find his bad 'puns' and 'good' sense of humor very irritating. he isn't very good at anything except punching people in the arms and playing the bass guitar

Oh the Alistair S kid is remarkably bothersome

Alistair S by Skeleton secretary February 26, 2019

The time nut 

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

The time nut by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

Jaiden Gunning 

A stupid idiot who takes drugs (I think) and has no family because they were eaten by seahorses apparently (see. Druggo)

Oh looks it is a Jaiden Gunning, he is so dumb

Jaiden Gunning by Skeleton secretary October 25, 2017

alistair scott

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family

James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird

alistair scott by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017