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zelda

Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.
ME: "I will watch Terrahawks!"

(Watches)

ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
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troll

Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
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Tony Blair

To grin in a sickly-looking Cheshire Cat fashion when faced with any evidence of own wrongdoing.
"Dude, stop giving me the Tony Blair and tell me why you just helped bomb that country!!!"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
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goon

Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
sqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc...

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
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ghoul

Can be a Necrophile or Necrophage.
Not necesarilly a Killer, as they may just disinter already deceased people.
Ed Gein, Dahmer, that guy in "The Loved Dead"....
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
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Slipknot, Man!

WARNING: If you are not clad in burberry, a profusion of fake jewelry, and a tracksuit, you may recieve this greeting by people who are. They sometimes drive past in their (snigger)
"Modified" cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.
Burberry Twat: "SLIPKNOT MAAAAN!!!!"

Me: (Listening to Rasputina on headphones, hence wondering why the child in the car is mouthing at me)
by Skeletal Munchkin February 13, 2005
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