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bo-dunk

Bo-Dunk is an adjective that is similar to bum fuck both phonetically and by meaning. Bo-dunk describes a very low-population town. Mostly these towns have a few general stores, perhaps a small supermarket, a post office and some quaint houses. The towns undoubtedly have at least 1 church because the inhabitants are generally right-wing christian folk.

Some people prefer to live in bo-dunk towns because of the simplicity and the neighborly attitude of the inhabitants. Others get a deep depression just driving past bo-dunk towns.

The town in Napoleon Dynamite could be described as a textbook bo-dunk town.
Person A: Hi!

Person B: Hey dude, what's the shig? How's life in the hell that is Dehesa.

Person A: Shut up, dude. Living in Dehesa isn't that bad.

Person B: Dehesa is a bo-dunk shithole. You guys don't even have a post office. All the people in the town collect ceramic cows and shit like that.

Person A: Yeah you're right. I hate it here. This place is only good for old people and people who need to dump a body.

Person B: True.dat
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
mugGet the bo-dunkmug.

commercial violator

A commercial violator is a person who has a flagrant disregard for the unwritten laws of TV commercials. To elaborate, the general rule is that when you are watching tv with others and a commercial comes on, you are free to tell whatever idiotic story you like, but when the commercial break ends, the story must be completely finished.

A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.

One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.
person A: Yeah so I was trying to watch mythbusters the other day and my mom was being a total commercial violator. She was telling some crappy story about something funny she saw on C-Span.
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!
by Skeeter McDougal September 28, 2005
mugGet the commercial violatormug.

Nicole Parker

Nicole Parker is to many, myself included, the most talented current MadTV cast member (currently in its 11th season). Nicole has extensive history in improv comedy and clearly uses it in her tv career to portray very realistic and comical characters. Many fans of the show claim that Nicole Parker softened the blow of the loss of a lot of beloved cast members in a relatively short amount of time.

It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.
Joe: Hey! Who is that beautiful woman interviewing Kathy Griffen at the emmies with that no-talent hack Bobby Lee.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.
by Skeeter McDougal October 7, 2005
mugGet the Nicole Parkermug.

hr0nz

Hr0nz is a word to describe an excited sexual state. This word is a derivative of pr0n, but doesn't necessarily have to pertain to pornography. Hr0nz can be used to describe somebody who has just seen someone that he/she felt was attractive, or simply somebody who is just sexually aroused for no damn reason whatsoever.
person A: Did you see that girl's ass the other day. God bless those jeans without the back pockets.
person B: Yeah I noticed, you were like "oMZgz I haev tEH hr0nzzzwtfstfuhaxbbq!!eleven"
by Skeeter McDougal September 27, 2005
mugGet the hr0nzmug.

Bobby McPrescott

Bobby McPrescott is a term used to describe a person that tends to be whiney or high-maintenence. It can technically be used to describe a female, but most scholars generally view this as incorrect.

This word is derived from a song by group x. In context, the word was used in a mocking tone by Hashmir who was reprimanding a kid, this Bobby McPrescott (actually Blade from the band), who was complaining about physical ailments because (as Hashmir deduced) he failed to eat enough cheese to be healthy.
The excerpt in question from Group X - Cheese:

Bobby: All the kids at Eddie's are sayin' my bones are astrew, and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck.

Hashmir: Oh, oh its right Bobby McPrescott. You know you're not eating a lot of cheese thats why. You're supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something.
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
mugGet the Bobby McPrescottmug.

The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.
Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
mugGet the The Proposition Systemmug.

western cheeseburger

A western cheeseburger is an extremely delicious, albeit unhealthy fast food. A western cheeseburger is like a regular cheeseburger, having 1-3 hamburger patties, each with cheese, but in addition has some sort of tangy barbeque sauce on the top and most of the time, 2 or so onion rings below the patties. This creates a delightful mixture of tangy sauce and the light crunch of the onion ring.
Yeah so its a good thing I'm broke because I'm pretty sure if I had a lot of money I'd eat western cheeseburgers until they killed me. Oh what a glorious death that would be!
by Skeeter McDougal October 2, 2005
mugGet the western cheeseburgermug.

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