Definitions by Sister Mary Margaret

marijuana dick 

When a dude's senses are so dulled by pot he can't get a hard on. Similar to vodka dick.

Last night sucked. My man pulled out his bong and wound up with a case of marijuana dick.

marijuana dick by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016

marijuana dick 

Inability to perform sexually due to senses dulled or otherwise impaired my marijuana use. Sexual impotence caused by cannabis.

I'm so horny and frustrated; my man hit his bong before our date and wound up with Marijuana Dick so I had to take care of myself again.

marijuana dick by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016

Spitting Anteater 

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

Spitting Anteater by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014