marijuana dick

Inability to perform sexually due to senses dulled or otherwise impaired my marijuana use. Sexual impotence caused by cannabis.

I'm so horny and frustrated; my man hit his bong before our date and wound up with Marijuana Dick so I had to take care of myself again.

by Sister Mary Margaret December 28, 2015

marijuana dick

When a dude's senses are so dulled by pot he can't get a hard on. Similar to vodka dick.

Last night sucked. My man pulled out his bong and wound up with a case of marijuana dick.

by Sister Mary Margaret December 28, 2015

Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014