Definitions by SirJigglesAlot

Skwutter Butt Nosh 

What a drunk says when trying to pronounce butternut squash.

Chipper: "Hey, get me another bottle of vodka and some of that skwutter butt nosh."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."

Skwutter Butt Nosh by SirJigglesAlot March 14, 2011

Nowoodian

A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.

The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.

Nowoodian by SirJigglesAlot March 8, 2011

Lung Butter Laugh 

The disturbingly nasty sound that comes from a smoker's lungs when they laugh hard. It often sounds like paper shredding or a pipe suddenly being unclogged. It is most commonly heard in smokers over the age of 40. A typical flem soaked smoker's cough usually follows.

Kelly: "Where did Aunt Debra go?"
Kim: "I think she went outside to smoke."
Kelly: "Why does she eat healthy and drink green tea while smoking two packs a day? She even has the lung butter laugh."

Lung Butter Laugh by SirJigglesAlot January 27, 2011

Pascola 

Pascola is a podunk town in the bootheel of Missouri. Both population signs are on the same stick. The dogs outnumber the people. Pascola is a pimple on the butt cheeks of America. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to travel through this town, don't blink... you'll miss it.

If you live in Pascola and are not into inbreeding, you are in the minority.

Pascola by SirJigglesAlot January 28, 2010

Ralston 

1. To be squirrelly;

2. Someone with the nickname Squirrel;

1. Calm down. Don't be so Ralston.
2. Where's Squirrel? I can't find Ralston anywhere.

Ralston by SirJigglesAlot January 26, 2010